Monday, July 24, 2006

The 2006 NBA Mock Draft

Random note: this is the 666th post on Sports Matters. Let’s hope it’s not an omen of any sort. (If it is, Oil fans should be happy that I chose to put a post about potential Chris Pronger trade destinations on the backburner for this morning).

The NBA Draft happens tonight. This year has provided more intrigue than normal, not because it promises to be a strong draft year (it doesn’t), but because the lack of can’t miss prospects has left it open. With that in mind, I’m going to do my best to project how things are going to shake out. I’ve incorporated my biases in some cases, but have done my best to project how I think teams will pick.

For info on some of my favorite prospects, scroll down to the bottom of yesterday’s post.

If things were to go my way, Randy Foye would fall to the Celtics, and the rumors of a trade for Sebastian Telfair or Allen Iverson would turn out to be a cruel joke. But in case they’re not, and actually come to fruition today, I may break down and cry, then drink my sorrows away. Anyone who’s interested in seeing this happen is invited to come over to my house in southwest Edmonton to watch the draft.


With that out of the way, here is my full, 2 round mock draft.

1st Round
1 – Toronto – Andrea Bargnani, F, Italy
Raptors GM Bryan Colangelo says they’ve finally settled on a pick. I think Bargnani’s been his guy all along, and he finally convinced the rest of the staff to go along with him. His ideal spot is at the 4, where Chris Bosh is established, but the Raps should be more concerned with bringing in young talent than with filling ‘needs’ at this point.

As an aside on Bosh, he’s been lobbying hard for his buddy LaMarcus Aldridge (who would also be a good pick), but if CB is really concerned with winning, don’t you think that it’s a good idea to give the benefit of the doubt to the guy who built a contender in Phoenix? With a track record of acquiring guys like Nash, Marion, Stoudamire, and Barbosa, don’t you think that he might know a little more than you do about building a winner?

2 – Chicago – LaMarcus Aldridge, F, Texas
I still think they should package their picks to go after a big man like Kevin Garnett or Pau Gasol, but if they keep this pick, Aldridge should be the choice, with Brandon Roy the only other guy who merits consideration. The big man from Texas fills a major need – low-post scoring, and can play either the 4 or 5, which is important, since the Bulls are shopping Tyson Chandler, their only true center.

3 – Charlotte – Rudy Gay, F, UConn
I think he’s a major gamble, but Coach/GM Bernie Bickerstaff loves him. After Brandon Roy cancelled his workout, I think MJ has no other choice here. If someone can motivate Gay, he’ll be a good pick, I’m just not sure that it will happen. He’ll be playing with high-character guys like Okafor and Felton, so if it’s going to happen anywhere, Charlotte’s as good a bet as you can find.



4 – Portland – Adam Morrison, F, Gonzaga
He’s the obvious choice, especially from a marketing standpoint. My only concern is that he’ll be expected to be the savior of the franchise, which might be too much to hope for. He’ll probably end up as a borderline all-star (at best), or reliable 2nd or 3rd option on offense (at worst).

If he does land here, and the Telfair trade happens, I might be able to get some enjoyment out of the Gonzaga reunion with Morrison and Dan Dickau. In fact, I think the Blazers should go all out and get as many former ‘Zags as they can (draft JP Batista, trade for Ronny Turiaf, sign Blake Stepp). They could even bring in Gonzaga alum John Stockton to coach the team. Don’t tell me this wouldn’t be a fun team to watch.

5 – Atlanta – Brandon Roy, G, Washington
This pick’s going to Houston. He’s the best player on the board at this point, and will thrive playing with Yao and T-Mac.

6 – Minnesota – Randy Foye, G, Villanova
I’m praying that he falls to the Celtics, but Kevin McHale seems enamored with him. The Wolves could use help everywhere, so he’s a great pickup. I think they should be dumping salary and rebuilding around guys like Foye and whoever else they can get, but if they’re going to go ahead and try and compete, Randy’s going to help this season as much as anyone else in the draft.

7 – Boston – Tyrus Thomas, F, LSU
I hope the rumors of this pick being traded for Sebastian Telfair aren’t true. If they’re picking for Portland, the Celts will probably go for a true big man (Shelden Williams, or Patrick O’Bryant). If not, they’ll add Thomas, who projects to be a combo forward who can provide defense and energy. As long as they don’t expect a big offensive contribution, he’s not a bad pick; this is about as high as I would go for him if I were a GM.

8 – Houston – Shelden Williams, F, Duke
The Hawks seem enamored with him. I think he’ll be Danny Fortson-like, and feel bad for Atlanta fans that they’re getting stuck with him. Oh well, Luther Head will be a good pickup in the sign and trade.

Speaking of…

Atlanta trades the rights to G Brandon Roy to Houston for G Luther Head and the rights to F Shelden Williams.

9 – Golden State – Patrick O’Bryant, C, Bradley
They could go for a small forward like Rodney Carney, but given that the overpaid, overrated Adonal Foyle is the only true center on their roster, this isn’t a bad way to go either.

10 – Seattle – Rodney Carney, F, Memphis
They’re probably losing Rashard Lewis next summer, so it’s a good move for them to grab an understudy here. Assuming they resign Chris Wilcox, there aren’t any other major needs to address, so this is a good pick for them.

11 – Orlando – Ronnie Brewer, G, Arkansas
This is the perfect scenario for the Magic. They have needs at the 2 and 3, so landing Brewer (a big 2, who can also play the point) works out for them. He could be a steal, especially if you like the analysis done by 82games.com.

12 – New Orleans – Cedric Simmons, F/C, NC State
They were hoping for O’Bryant, but Simmons is a good project. He’ll be solid on defense, and in time, could contribute on offense as well (he’s further along than most of the other projects at his position).

Philadelphia trades the 13th pick in the draft to Phoenix for the 21st and 27th picks.

The Suns are after Saer Sene, and probably need to get ahead of the Jazz to have a shot at him. The Sixers need bodies, and moving down to pick up an extra first rounder allows them to add depth.

13 – Phoenix (from Philadelphia) – Mouhamed Saer Sene, C, Senegal
He’s a project who has been compared to Dikembe Mutombo (though I doubt he will ever be responsible for a story as funny as this). If he pans out, he’ll be a steal; if not, the Suns just wasted a great opportunity to add another piece to their championship-caliber team.

Utah trades the 14th, 46th, and 47th picks in the draft to New Jersey for the 22nd, 23rd, and 54th picks.

New Jersey is targeting either a point guard to spell Jason Kidd, or a big man to play next to Nenad Kristic. They can probably get a project to fill one of those spots in the second round, so it makes sense to move up and grab a better prospect at the other. Meanwhile, Utah was hoping for either Sene or one of the 2-guards, so after missing out, they can trade back and take 2 players in the first round. Unless they’re set on Redick, there’s no one here worth gambling on.

14 – New Jersey (from Utah) – Rajon Rondo, G, Kentucky
He’s a good fit for the up-tempo game that the Nets like to play, and will contribute immediately as Jason Kidd’s backup.

15 – New Orleans – Marcus Vinicius, F, Brazil
I hear that they’re high on him, and with needs everywhere but at the point, he’s as good a bet as anyone.

16 – Chicago – Hilton Armstrong, C, UConn
He probably won’t amount to much more than a shot-blocker and rebounder, but that skill set should make Tyson Chandler even more expendable once he develops a bit more. Adding Armstrong will give the Bulls two young big men to build around. They can add the big guard they’re looking for via a trade or free agency.

17 – Indiana – Marcus Williams, G, UConn
They’re probably content to sit here and see who slides down the board. Williams was thought to be a top 10 pick at one point, but conditioning and off-the-court issues push him down. He’s the best pure point, and with Tinsley constantly getting hurt, and Jasikevicius disappointing in his first NBA season, they could use a young point guard to build around. He’s worth the gamble at 17 in a draft year like this one.

18 – Washington – Sergio Rodriguez, G, Spain
Neither Arenas nor Daniels is a true point. Rodriguez fits in well with their offense, and will let the Wiz move the former two players to the 2 at times and play smallball.

19 – Sacramento – Alexander Johnson, F, Florida State
They could use depth in the frontcourt, and he’s as good as anyone left on the board.

20 – New York – Olexsiy Pecherov, F, Ukraine
Regardless of who the Knicks pick here, there’s no room on the roster or in the rotation to have him contribute. Given that, despite the ultimatum that Isaiah faces, he’s best served adding a player who is a year or two away from contributing, but has a higher ceiling. Even if he gets canned, Isaiah should look at this as a parting gift to Knick fans. It’s the least he could do given that he’s killed their cap room and roster flexibility for the next 5 years.

21 – Philadelphia (from Phoenix) – Shawne Williams, F, Memphis
He can play multiple positions, but has a lot of developing to do since he’s coming out after his freshman year. The Sixers should be waiting to rebuild once they shed the albatrosses that are Iverson’s and Webber’s contracts in a couple of years time, so they can afford to wait on him.

22 – Utah (from New Jersey) – Shannon Brown, G, Michigan State
They need a 2-guard, and with JJ Redick’s personal, and back injury problems, decide to go with this workout warrior ahead of him.

23 – Utah (from New Jersey) – Thabo Sefolosha, G/F, Switzerland
With an additional pick, they take this European star and can afford to sit on him for a couple of years while he develops overseas.

24 – Memphis – Kyle Lowry, G, Villanova
They have needs at the point and at center; with no big men left worth taking a shot on here, it’s a choice between Lowry and Jordan Farmar. I like Lowry better, and since Farmar cancelled his workout with the Grizz, the choice is obvious.

25 – Cleveland – Jordan Farmar, G, UCLA
They need a point guard in the worst way, and he’s a good prospect to let develop. Playing with LeBron will help him succeed within the next couple of years.

He Should Expect Similar Treatment From The New York Crowd

26 – LA Lakers – JJ Redick, G, Duke
The slide finally ends. The Lakers don’t need a true point guard in their system, so Redick could line up next to Kobe and knock down the open looks that he’ll get.

27 – Philadelphia (from Phoenix) – Guillermo Diaz, G, Miami-FL
This pick will be flipped to Miami, since Pat Riley is a big fan. The Sixers should be looking to contend 3-4 years down the road, so they trade Diaz to Miami for a Future First Round Pick.

28 – Dallas – Maurice Ager, G, Michigan State
Assuming they resign their key free agents (Terry, Mbenga), they don’t have many needs. Ager is a good fit as the best player left on the board. If they trade Marquis Daniels, or let Stackhouse walk after next year, they’ll have a bit of a need at the 2, so he’ll come in handy then.

29 – New York – Quincy Douby, G, Rutgers
He’s a local kid, can play both guard positions, and is a great shooter. Given the Knicks’ aversion to true point guards, he’s a good fit.

30 – Portland – Josh Boone, F/C, UConn
They’re looking to move both Ratliff and Randolph, so some depth in the frontcourt is necessary. He comes from a good UConn program, which is a selling point to a team trying to shed its Jail Blazers image.

2nd Round
31 – Portland – Joel Freeland, F, England
They have enough youth on the roster, so adding a guy who can play in Europe and come over a few years from now is a good move.

32 – Houston – PJ Tucker, F, Texas
He’s an undersized combo forward, but has a lot of potential. At best, he grows into an Anthony Mason-type player; at worst, he’s a wasted pick, like the majority of second-rounders are. Not a lot to lose, here.

33 – Atlanta – Dee Brown, G, Illinois
They added Luther Head in an earlier trade, now Brown can come in and provide a spark off the bench. He’s not a pass-first point guard, but he brings in a lot of energy to the team; he could be a Spud Webb/Nate Robinson-type, but with a little more height (he’s 5’10)

34 – LA Clippers – Yotam Halperin, G, Israel
The Clip don’t have any immediate needs, so a project like this makes sense.

35 – Toronto – Mike Gansey, G, West Virginia
He’s a great shooter, and fills a potential need at the 2. This could be the steal of the draft.

36 – Minnesota – Damir Markota, F, Croatia

37 – Minnesota – Mardy Collins, G, Temple
Collins traded to Chicago for conditional draft pick.

38 – Golden State – James White, G, Cincinnati

39 – Milwaukee – Darius Washington, G, Memphis
TJ Ford looks to be a keeper, but they need insurance in case Mo Williams walks next summer.

40 – Seattle – Kevin Pittsnogle, F, West Virginia
He can fill the hole that Vladimir Radmanovic left.

41 – Orlando – Renaldo Balkman, F, South Carolina

42 – Cleveland – James Augustine, F, Illinois

43 – New Orleans – Paul Davis, C, Michigan State

44 – Orlando – Lior Eliyahu, F, Israel

45 – Indiana – Leon Powe, F, California

46 – New Jersey (from Utah) – Taj Gray, F, Oklahoma

47 – New Jersey (from Utah) – Vladimir Veremeenko, F, Russia

48 – Washington – Solomon Jones, C, South Florida

49 – Denver – Bobby Jones, F, Washington
He’s a great defender, and could be another Bruce Bowen/Quinton Ross type. He’s an absolute steal here.

50 – Charlotte – Daniel Gibson, G, Texas

51 – LA Lakers – Paul Millsap, F, Louisiana Tech

52 – LA Clippers – Ryan Hollins, C, UCLA
Good player to take a flier on; he could be valuable if Chris Kaman walks in the next couple of years.

53 – Seattle – Allan Ray, G, Villanova

54 – Utah (from New Jersey) – Louis Amundson, F, UNLV

55 – Cleveland – Pops Mensah-Bonsu, F, George Washington

56 – Toronto – Cheik Samb, C, Senegal

57 – Minnesota – Kenny Adeleke, F, Hartford

58 – Dallas – Nik Caner-Medley, F, Maryland

59 – San Antonio – Rashad Anderson, G, UConn

60 – Detroit – Terence Dials, F, Ohio State

A few closing comments:
Most Likely Steals: Randy Foye to Minnesota, Bobby Jones to Denver, Kyle Lowry to Memphis, JJ Redick to the Lakers (sigh), Mike Gansey to Toronto (Sportzilla has a good piece on him, though I don’t agree with their call on Redick)

Most Likely Busts: Shelden Williams to Atlanta via Houston, Shannon Brown to Utah, Mouhamed Saer Sene to Phoenix (he’s got the upside of DeSagana Diop)

Pick That Will Draw The Largest Jeer from the Crowd: When the hometown Knicks pick Olexsiy Pecherov. I just hope that it’s preceded and/or followed by a ‘Fire Isaiah!’ chant. That’s always fun. Runner-up to JJ Redick, since people don't seem to like the guy.

That’s all. Enjoy the draft tonight. As always, it should bring length, tremendous upside, and nuclear athleticism to your television for two solid hours of entertainment.

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Tuesday, July 18, 2006

News & Sports For February 28th

Fugitive Arrested In Wilkes
A fugitive from Alabama was apprehended by Wilkesboro police earlier this week. On Sunday, officers received information that 22-yr-old Jessica Michelle Darling was staying with a family in the area. Jessica is currently wanted by officials in Alabama on several charges and was located at a house on Cedar Lane. She’s cureently out on $10,000 bond, awaiting extradition.

Two Damaged In 421 Accident
Two cars were damaged in an accident Sunday afternoon on US 421. A Millers Creek woman was traveling down the road when she had to stop suddenly for traffic. The vehicle behind her, driven by a North Wilkesboro man, couldn’t stop in time to avoid a collision. Thankfully no one was hurt in the crash however estimated damages were placed at $1100.

Wilkes Farmers Will See Tax Breaks In New Year
Some good news for Wilkes County farmers as you get set to fill out your taxes. There is a tax break coming for all farmers here in North Carolina on supplies and farm equipment. Certain items are now exempt from all sales and use tax, including grain, feed or soybean storage equipment. Also exempt are all farm machinery parts, attachments, lubricants and repair parts. In addition, farmers won't have to pay sales tax on any containers bought to use in planting, cultivating, harvesting, packaging or transporting farm products. Under the previous law, those products all had a tax assessed of 1%. In order to have proof on hand that they qualify, farmers need to fill out Form E-595E, known as the Streamlined Sales Tax Agreement Certificate of Exemption. The forms are available online at www.dor.state.nc.us/downloads/sales.html or you can also call and get it mailed to you at (877) 252-3052.

Is Clean Water Worth One Billion?
Is clean air and water worth one billion dollars to you? That’s a question people here in Wilkes and across the state might have to answer on the ballot this fall. The group Land for Tomorrow wants to put an issue before voters, seeking approval for $1 billion in bond money. That money would go to protect historic places and to clean up air and water across the state. As it would be structured, $200 million would be used each year over a five year period on the project. The proposal has gone before state lawmakers, who will decide in the summer if it makes it to the voting booth come November.

Deadline Is Today For Wilkes Politicians
Today is the final day for anyone who wants to toss their name in the hat and run for political office in Wilkes County. Would be politicians have until noon today to file and submit their paperwork at the Board of Elections. Up for grabs are two county commissioner seats, two seats on the board of education, the office of clerk of court, the 94th District State House seat of incumbent Tracey Walker and the 45th District State Senate seat of incumbent John Garwood.

Breaking The Bank Part Two: Where To Search
So you’ve gotten accepted to college and have a slightly large tuition bill to pay. In the second part of our financial aid series, we take a look at options that are available when searching for scholarships. A lot of websites and companies will try and cheat you, saying that they have exclusive access to the scholarship listings that deal with your student’s field of study. 99% of the time, that’s a lie. If you have internet access, there are several free websites you can visit, that give listings on grants and scholarships. Number one among them is FASTWEB, which you can find at www.fastweb.com. There after filling out a profile, you can search a database of not only scholarships, but grants and loans as well, with information available on how to apply and the deadlines involved. Another good choice is www.scholarships.com, which works almost like fastweb, except like the name says it only deals in scholarships. Another website with the total package of scholarships, loans and grant information here in North Carolina is the College Foundation of North Carolina. Also on the site you can check your college application and use their financial tools to figure out a plan to pay for college. You can find that by logging on to www.cfnc.org. Now coming up tomorrow on the third part, we take a look at some local scholarships here in Wilkes and what you have to do in order to be eligible for them.

Mailbox Vandals Hit Another Wilkes Home
Sheriff’s deputies were called out this week to deal with another case of mailbox vandalism, this time in North Wilkesboro. The incident happened on the Elledge Mill Road, as a man walked out of his house to find the mailbox had been damaged. An estimated $70 in damage was done, marking the second time in less than a month the homeowner has fallen victim to the vandals. That investigation continues.

Regional News

Foxx Named As Strong Conservative By National Magazine
5th District Congresswoman Virginia Foxx was honored over the weekend by a national magazine, being labeled one of the most conservative members of Congress. The February 25th edition of National Journal rates Foxx as being more conservative than 91.3% of Congress, based on 111 votes that she took part in last year. Those votes included support to slow the growth of federal spending, voting to secure the border and permanently repeal the death tax among others. Foxx said that she was humbled by the magazine’s and would continue to stand up for conservative values.

State News

Gas Rates Continue To Drop
Some more good news for people across North Carolina, as natural gas rates are set to take another drop. PSNC Energy put forth a request to the state Utilities Commission, asking that they be allowed to lower rates by a 4% margin. That request has since been approved and beginning March 1st, all PSNC customers in North Carolina will save at least $5 on their bill.

Over 100 Cars Damaged In Weekend Spree
Vandals took aim at places all across Mecklenburg County over the weekend, damaging 116 cars in the process. All of the vehicles had windows shattered by a bb gun with estimated damages in the thousands. Most of the targeted vehicles were either mini-vans or SUVs, although it’s still unclear why. It’s also unknown if the crimes were the act of a group or one person.

Chapel Hill Searching For GPA Answers
Some changes could soon be coming for UNC Chapel Hill students. School officials want to increase the number of students who graduate during a four year period, as roughly 84% of the campus finish within five years. In order to do that, officials are considering a raise of the school’s GPA requirement. Also on the table are plans to hire more full time advisors and granting students an extended period to drop or add classes. A decision isn’t expected before the fall semester.

Lowes Reports Huge Earnings
Good news today for Lowes shareholders, as the company reported its’ highest profit increase in over three years. Profits rose almost 37%, totaling $695 million. For individual investors, that translates into 87 cents a share. In general sales climbed to $10.8 billion, a mark the company partially attributes to the hurricanes and other disasters over the past year. CEO Robert Niblock also told reporters that they expect even larger growth in 2006, with shares projected to climb anyway from $4.03 to $4.13.

Sports Headlines

Local Teams Come Up Big In State Championships
Two local schools were in action over the weekend, competing in the State 2A/1A wrestling championships. Overall in points West Wilkes came out as the better of the two local schools in the competition, coming in 13th with 38.5 points. North Wilkes meanwhile came in 21st with 31 points. However it was a North Wilkes wrestler walking away with a title after George Gianera won the 112 lb. division title 6-2, beating Matt Whittle from West Lincoln. Steven Branch from West Wilkes finished as the runner-up in his category, losing to Nick Gregoris of Cardinal Gibbons in the 145 lb division.

Panthers Put Tag On Foster
In the senior circuit of the NFL, the Carolina Panthers came one step closer to filling the holes in their roster last week. They designated DeShaun Foster as the team’s transition player, meaning they can match any offer he receives as a free agent this year. The Panthers want to make Foster their starting running back, but are concerned about his ability to play through a full season. 2005 marked the third time in four years he’s endured a season-ending injury. Before giving him a big contract, the team wants to see how Foster bounces back from a broken ankle.

Punter Will Come Back If Price Is Right
Another member of the Panthers is taking a look at the door, if the team doesn’t meet his price. The agent for punter Jason Baker said that he wants to stay with the team, but won’t do so unless Carolina offers him a contract on par with his market value. Last season Baker made just over $400,000 and is looking for an increase over $1 million. The 27-yr-old was 5th in the NFC last season with a punting average of 43.3 yards per kick.

NBA: Charlotte vs. LA Clippers
Around the NBA, it was the LA Clippers over the Charlotte Bobcats 95-87. Gerald Wallace had 15 points, 16 rebounds and a block as the team drops to 15-43. Coming up they’ll play Utah Wednesday night.

NASCAR Standings
Taking a look at the NASCAR standings after two races, it’s Jimmie Johnson in the lead, 39 points ahead of second place Casey Mears. Matt Kenseth is third after Sunday’s win, Kasey Kahne is in fourth and Dale Earnhardt Jr. comes in 5th, 68 points behind the leader. Teams have an off week and then head to Las Vegas March 12th for the DaimlerChrysler 400.

Monday, July 17, 2006

A TATB tribute to the 1985 Los Angeles Clippers

Yes, seriously.

What the bleepity-bleep is the justification for this on an alleged Boston sports site, you ask? Fair question, I suppose.

Could be because the Clippers' astounding emergence as a Western Conference playoff force has me longing for the days before they became the trend of the moment for every D-List Hollywood celebrity, fame-hungry wannabe and "Malcolm in the Middle" castmate.

Could be because I'm permanently stuck in an '80s NBA time warp, having spent way too many daytime hours absorbing those Dan Patrick-hosted "NBA's Greatest Games" on ESPN2. (My favorite is the one where Isiah Thomas, after watching footage from Game 6 of the '88 Finals, begins crying, explaining to Patrick, "You just can't understand . . . you just (sniffle). . . you just can't understand." Which, coincidentally, is the exact same way he explains most of his decisions to Larry Brown.)

Or it could because I need something quirky and comforting to take my mind off the bizarre "Good Times" episode my remote inexplicably stalled on tonight in which Penny's mother cornered her and burned her with an iron. Man, no wonder Janet Jackson is so messed up.

But the truest reason? This: I found this Clippers card set while cleaning out my old desk a few weeks back and got such a kick out of it that I thought you might too. You can find the relevant info on the '85 Clips here. The irrelevant info . . . well, you're in the right place. Let's go . . .

Bridgeman, along with Dave Meyers and Brian Winters, were the three magic beans the Lakers paid the Bucks for a giant named Kareem Abdul-Jabbar prior to the '76-'77 season. Actually, despite the sheer ridiculousness of that deal (was a young Rick Pitino the Bucks' GM?), the previous snarkiness was probably unfair to Bridgeman, a smoother version of Vinnie Johnson who provided instant offense while averaging double figures in scoring eight times for some outstanding Bucks teams. Bridgeman remains one of the most Milwaukee's most popular former athletes, having returned to the city and the team after his sentence with the Clippers was completed, and he's currently a successful businessman whose holdings include a pair of Wendy's franchises. In other words, not only can he brag that he was traded for one of the great players in NBA history, but he can have a Frosty on the house any damn time he pleases. Sounds like a well-lived life to us.


I admire Bill Walton for many reasons - for mastering the game at its purest form, for shooting an astounding 21-for-22 in an NCAA final, for overcoming his childhood stuttering problem, for adding new meaning to the Blazers' nickname in his hippie-tastic '70s, for giving the '85-'86 Celtics the most talented, selfless backup center in hoop history, for calling out Larry Johnson as "a DESPICABLE human being" during an NBA Finals broadcast. But mostly, I'll forever dig Walton because of a first-hand experience that confirmed he's as down-to-earth and jovial as the perception. It took place during my sophomore year at UMaine. I had just begun working at the Maine Campus, the student newspaper, and I was assigned to cover an on-campus speech Walton was making regarding some topic that escapes me now, though I recall it had nothing to do with basketball - in fact, the media was forewarned he wouldn't be answering questions about his hoop career. Well, you know me. I couldn't help it. After the speech, he casually met backstage with the three or four reporters. Eventually, I got up the nerve to stammer a question about the '86 Celtics. I'm sure it came out sounding like Chris Farley's awestruck "interview" with Paul McCartney on Saturday Night Live: "You were in the Beatles . . . (awkward pause) . . . that was awesome." I cringed, awaiting for a terse reply, a scowl, an admonishment. Instead, Walton's face brightened, and while this isn't an exact quote of his answer, it is how my memory chooses to remember it: "Well, young man, let me tell you about the 1986 Boston Celtics. Not only was that the most WONDERFUL experience I've ever had playing the game of basketball, but it was also a WONDERFUL experience just basking in the camaraderie of that locker room every single day. What a time it was to be a Celtic. Before the game, McHale would be in one corner, reading the newspaper and cracking jokes. Ainge would be pestering him, calling him Frankenstein and just being a nuisance like only Danny Ainge could be. You'd have the Chief reading his love-letters aloud in that booming voice, and DJ would be sitting in front of his locker eating a bag of McDonald's. And right before it was time to play, K.C. would be at the chalkboard, trying to draw up a play, and Larry would interrupt him, shake his head and say, 'Chief, you win the tip, I'll hit a (expletive) three, and we'll never trail.' Young fella, let me tell you, it was a wonderful, WONDERFUL time to be a Boston Celtic."


"LOOK AT THE UNIT ON THAT GUY!!" (Seriously, it's a minor miracle that we did not come to learn the phrase "wardrobe malfunction" during the NBA's inexplicable Tiny-Shorts-On-Giant-Dudes era, which means pretty much anything pre-dating Air Jordan, the Fab Five, and the Baggy Shorts Revolution. On behalf the American viewing public, Shaquille O'Neal thanks you.)


Murphy was a standout at Boston College during the Michael Adams/John Bagley years, where he also managed to be the central figure in one of the Eagles' 3,294 basketball scandals over the past few decades. Google wasn't of much help - maybe I should give Ted Sarandis a call - but I recall it being something about him attending night school instead of taking classes with the smahhht kids. In light of a Heisman Trophy-winning QB milking a fifth year of eligibility by taking a single ballroom dancing course, it doesn't seem so scandalous by current standards. Either way, Murphy shot 16 percent (yes, sixteen - 8 for 50 for you bricklayers out there) for the '85 Clips, and after a tour in Europe, we're assuming he eventually fell back on that BC Night School degree.


Ummmm . . . he's the father of University of Tennessee and WNBA star Tamika Catchings. How about that for an interesting tidbit? No? Okay, I guess you can call him nondescript, then. At least he wasn't Granville Waiters.


How a generic newspaper caption of this photo might read: The Clippers' Bryan Warrick, half-man, half-bat, rips the jugular vein out of the neck of the Nets' Wayne Sappleton during the Clippers' bloody 112-88 victory last night in Los Angeles. Warrick was called for a foul. New Jersey's Mike O'Koren (left) looks on.

Poor Derek Smith. Every time he had a triumph, it was trumped by tragedy. After averaging over 22 ppg at age 23 and earning a reputation as a ballhawking demon on the defensive end, his career was permanently altered when he blew out his knee nine games into the '85-'86 season. While he came back and carved out as a useful, willing, but fragile role player, his knees only got worse, and after a stellar, bittersweet cameo with the Celtics in the '91 playoffs, he was forced to retire at 29. Such a star-crossed career might have left a lesser man bitter, but the affable, popular Smith never lost his passion for the game, and by '96 he was a well-regarded young assistant coach for the Washington Bullets. Then came the worst tragedy imaginable. On a team cruise prior to the start of the '96-'97 season, Smith suffered a fatal heart attack. He was 34 years old. In the final sad irony, the autopsy revealed he had lived his entire life with an abnormally large heart. (Footnote: I keep a file in my desk of sports articles that have meant something to me or affected me in some way - Gary Smith's SI masterpiece on the Indians' spring training tragedy, Steve Buckley's wrapup of the Maine Guides' season in '84, my hometown paper the day Len Bias died, stuff such as that. This column on Smith's death, written by Michael Wilbon in Aug. '96, forever has a secure place in my file. I can't give it a higher recommendation.)


Not really sure what is happening here, but A) The Knicks' Ken Bannister was widely considered the ugliest player in the league, thus the nickname "The Animal"; B) our man Rory White looks like he's suffering an acute, very specific pain; and C) sometimes being a regulation NBA basketball is not all it's cracked up to be. Draw your own conclusions.


You probably remember Michael Cage. He was a beast of a rebounder, sort of the Ben Wallace of his time, and he carved out a very respectable 15-year NBA career. But that's not what you remember him for, is it? No, of course it isn't. You remember Michael Cage for the Jheri Curl, that magnificent Hazelwood-in-Alaska-slicked mane that undoubtedly was the inspiration for the Eriq LaSalle character in "Coming to America," if not a certain young Dominican boy daydreaming beneath a mango tree. What a legacy. What a legacy. Michael Cage, you let your soul glo despite the fire marshal's warning, and for that we salute you.


The 1984 NBA Draft is regarded as the deepest in league history, and with good reason. (H)Akeem Olajuwon went first, Michael Jordan third, Charles Barkley fifth and solid pros Otis Thorpe, Kevin Willis, Sam Perkins and Alvin Robertson all were chosen in the first 15 picks. So whom did the LA Clippers select with the 8th overall pick in the first round? Yup, our guy Lancaster here, despite the fact that he was a tweener who averaged just 12 ppg in his career at Louisville. The pick was panned as questionable at the time, and the Clippers attempted to justify it by claiming they needed depth at guard and Gordon could play the point in a pinch. Which might have been a reasonable argument, we suppose, had the Utah Jazz not selected some kid from Gonzaga named Stockton eight picks later.


Nixon has the dubious distinction of being the only player in NBA history who couldn't stand playing with Magic Johnson. Perhaps the quickest guard of his time (though Randy Smith and Rickey Green might disagree), Nixon had been immensely popular in L.A. - he embraced the Hollywood lifestyle and married "Fame" star Debbie Allen - and he believed his name belonged in lights. He struggled - or perhaps refused - to control his ego despite the Lakers' on-court success, becoming more jealous with every Magic star turn. Fed up with the divisiveness, the Lakers sent Nixon and Eddie Jordan to the Clippers in exchange for center Swen Nater and the draft rights to guard Byron Scott in the summer of '83. Lakers fans initially hated the trade - Jack Nicholson took to wearing black to home games as a way of protest - but Scott eventually thrived as the sweet-shooting complement to Magic on three championship teams, while knee injuries robbed Nixon of his speed, and sooner rather than later, his skill. He spent nearly two full seasons on the injured list, and retired after the '88-'89 season. Not sure what became of Magic Johnson.

My old man's your typical stoic Mainer, more prone to reluctant, prove-it-to-me-then-prove-it-again praise than to hyperbole. So when he came home from a Bucks-Celtics game during Johnson's rookie year with Milwaukee and declared, "Marques Johnson is the best basketball player I've ever seen," well, apparently that's the kind of thing that sticks in an 8-year-old budding sports nut's mind until he's 36. Twenty years after his career ended, Johnson isn't cracking anyone's Top 50 All-Time players list - except for possibly my stubborn ol' dad's - but he was an accomplished pro nonetheless, a five-time All-Star who was as smooth offensively as any player of his era not nicknamed the Iceman. Naturally, his better days came pre-Clipper. Johnson's career ended abruptly in 1986 when he ran headfirst into behemoth teammate Benoit Benjamin's bloated gut - you just can't make something like that up - and suffered a neck injury. Running into obese teammates - such was the danger of Clipperdom in the '80s. (IMDB note: Johnson had a small role in the classic "White Men Can't Jump," playing Raymond, a dim-bulb of a hoopster who attempts, with much comedy and little success, to rob a familiar convenience store after losing a high-stakes pickup game. Don't know if Johnson ever took acting seriously, but he was certainly convincing as a laughably deranged basketball player. Probably not much of a stretch after the Clipper Experience, huh?)

Thursday, July 06, 2006

pocket digging season opens

Now that the draft has passed we find ourselves on the eve of free agent frenzy a period that sees some serious money get thrown around to proven players. This year's crop of players ressembles very much the description bestowed upon the draft no "franchise" bidding war is going to break out but solid role players can be had.

Top free agents


Ben Wallace
Al Harrington
Peja Stojakovic (PO)
Drew Gooden (R)
Mike James (PO)
Jason Terry
Nene (R)
Bonzi Wells
Sam Cassell
Joel Przybilla
Vladimir Radmanovic
Chris Wilcox (R)
Nazr Mohammed
Fred Jones
Tim Thomas
Ronald Murray
Jumaine Jones
Francisco Elson
Speedy Claxton
Darius Songaila (PO)
Melvin Ely (R)
Alonzo Mourning
Bobby Jackson
Jared Jeffries (R)
Reggie Evans
Reuben Patterson (PO)
Keith Van Horn
James Posey (PO)
Matt Harpring

(p.s. don't forget Lattrell Sprewell)




more players listed here by position (please excuse the redundancy if any):

POINT GUARD

David Wesley, Houston
Marcus Banks, Minnesota
Chucky Atkins, Memphis
Jason Hart, Sacramento (PO)
Jannero Pargo, Chicago
Gary Payton, Miami
Tony Delk, Detroit
Nick Van Exel, San Antonio
Jacque Vaughn, New Jersey
Milt Palacio, Utah
Anthony Carter, Minnesota
Keith McLeod, Utah (Team option)
Rick Brunson, Seattle
Howard Eisley, LA Clippers
Lindsey Hunter, Detroit
Royal Ivey, Atlanta
Andre Emmett, Miami (Restricted)
Moochie Norris, Houston
Darrick Martin
Jeff McInnis, New Jersey (Player option)
Eddie Gill, Indiana
Darrell Armstrong, Dallas
Troy Bell
Mike Wilks, Cleveland
Mateen Cleaves, Seattle
Alvin Williams, Toronto (Player option)
Anthony Goldwire, LA Clippers
Antonio Burks, Memphis (Restricted)
Lionel Chalmers
Aaron Miles, Golden State
Anthony Roberson, Memphis (Team option)
Horace Jenkins

SHOOTING GUARD

Keith Bogans, Houston (Restricted)
John Salmons, Philadelphia (Restricted)
Derek Anderson, Miami (Player option)
DerMarr Johnson, Denver
DeShawn Stevenson, Orlando (Player option)
Greg Buckner, Denver (Player option)
Anfernee Hardaway, Orlando
Jimmy Jackson, SG, Phoenix
Lamond Murray, New Jersey
Aaron McKie, LA Lakers (Player option)
Richie Frahm, Houston
Eric Piatkowski, Chicago
Linton Johnson, New Jersey
Matt Carroll, Charlotte (Team option)
Voshon Lenard, Portland
Shandon Anderson, Miami
Rawle Marshall, Dallas (Team option)
Awvee Storey, Washington (Restricted)
Stacey Augmon, Orlando
Andre Owens, Utah (Restricted)
Charles Smith, Portland
Bernard Robinson, Charlotte (Restricted)
Alex Acker, Detroit (Restricted)
Kevin Burleson, Charlotte (Restricted)
Reece Gaines, Milwaukee
Tony Bobbitt, LA Lakers (Restricted)
Jermaine Jackson
Von Wafer, LA Lakers (Team option)
Alan Anderson, Charlotte (Team option)
Devin Green, LA Lakers (Restricted)

SMALL FORWARD

Jumaine Jones, Charlotte
Tim Thomas, Phoenix
Rasual Butler, New Orleans
Devean George, LA Lakers
Trevor Ariza, Orlando (Restricted)
Justin Reed, Minnesota (Restricted)
Devin Brown, Utah (Team option)
Walter McCarty, LA Clippers
Laron Profit, LA Lakers
Jiri Welsch, Milwaukee (Restricted)
Qyntel Woods, New York
Eric Williams, Toronto (Player option)
Toni Kukoc, Milwaukee
Lee Nailon, Philadelphia
Ronald Dupree, Minnesota (Restricted)
Ryan Bowen, Houston (Player option)
Maciej Lampe, Houston (Restricted)
George Lynch
Adrian Griffin, Dallas
Calbert Cheaney, Golden State
Shavlik Randolph, Philadelphia (Restricted)
Matt Barnes, Philadelphia
Bryon Russell, Denver
Ndudi Ebi
Donta Smith, Atlanta (Team option)
Sean Banks, New Orleans
Terrence Morris, Orlando

POWER FORWARD

Darius Songaila, Chicago (Player option)
Jackie Butler, New York (Restricted)
Alan Henderson, Cleveland
Jackson Vroman, New Orleans (Restricted)
Clifford Robinson, New Jersey (Team option)
Stanislav Medvedenko, LA Lakers
Lawrence Roberts, Memphis (Team option)
Samaki Walker, Indiana
Sean Marks, San Antonio
Aaron Williams, New Orleans
Brandon Bass, New Orleans (Team option)
Bo Outlaw, Orlando
Josh Powell, Dallas (Team option)
Jared Reiner, Phoenix
Lonny Baxter, Houston

CENTER

Melvin Ely, Charlotte (Restricted)
Lorenzen Wright, PF/C, Memphis
Kelvin Cato, Detroit
Jarron Collins, Utah
DJ Mbenga, Dallas (Restricted)
Mario Kasun, Orlando (Restricted)
Scott Pollard, Indiana
Michael Olowokandi, C, Boston
Jake Voskuhl, Charlotte
Antonio Davis, Toronto
Brian Grant, Phoenix
Ervin Johnson, Milwaukee
Loren Woods, Toronto
Boniface N'Dong, LA Clippers (Restricted)
Michael Bradley, Philadelphia
Curtis Borchardt, Boston (Restricted)
Ha Seung-Jin, Portland (Restricted)
Jamal Sampson, Sacramento
Pat Burke, Phoenix
Zendon Hamilton, Cleveland
Earl Barron, Miami

Sunday, April 02, 2006

k3uw-LA-clippers-point-guard new articles for Sunday, April 02, 2006Moblog Kings versus Clippers

CLIPPERS CAN'T GET PAST VELVET ROPE
Again the Clippers crashed an A-list party, and again they got bounced. Last night at Staples Center, the defending champion San Antonio Spurs gave the Clippers a clinic in defense, shotmaking and playoff intensity, turning a fair fight ...

Game report: Clippers 97, Blazers 83
This evening's Blazer game started at 6:00. The Blazers showed up around quarter to seven, by which time they were around 15 points behind. They played even with the Clippers the rest of the way for a dull, lifeless loss...

And this would be why we have 27 pairs of toenail clippers
We get to the hotel, and he gets settled in and starts digging around for toenail clippers. Then he proceeds to clip his toenails. God forbid I haven’t packed a set of clippers, because a red alert is sounded and we have to dispatch to ...

Star Clippers Offers Asia Land Tours
Star Clippers is featuring free or discounted six-night land tours in conjunction with seven-night cruises aboard the Star Flyer in Asia. Star Clippers is offering the free tours of Bangkok, Singapore and Thailand on Phuket roundtrips ...

Birds Barbershop Plugs In Its Clippers...And Its Amps
Combining the admittedly disparate ideas that Austin is both the Live Music Capital of the World and a burgeoning mecca for fashion and style, two locals are embarking on a bold new venture this summer: they're opening up a brand-new ...

Nationwide Tabbed Clippers’ Stadium Construction Supervisors
Franklin County Commissioners have selected Nationwide Realty Investors as the lead in construction of the $55 million Huntington Field, according to the Columbus Dispatch. Nationwide Realty Investors built the adjacent Nationwide Arena ...

Part 39, Cancer the Dagger in my Heart
He asked me to cut it off with the clippers instead of waiting for it to fall out. He doesn’t want it falling out while eating or around others. As I used the clippers to practically shave his head I fought back the tears. ...

What are little Clippers made of?
In 13 games over the next three weeks, we'll find out what the Clippers are made of, as they face the toughest gauntlet of villains since the Tom Kennedy game show Whew! And though the Clips may encounter close calls, narrow escapes and ...

Fun with clippers
So, ummm.... I got kinda bored. It's now officially Spring and the weather is getting increasingly warmer. I had too much hair. Something must be done! Something drastic: I needed a haircut!! For the last couple of years, mainly due to ...

Spurs top Clippers to take lead in West (AP)
Spurs top Clippers to take lead in West (AP)Tim Duncan and the San Antonio Spurs vividly remembered what Elton Brand did against them three weeks ago. They were not about to let him repeat it. Duncan had 20 points and 13 rebounds, ...

Lakers 83, Clippers 101
[excerpt] Brand dunked over a pair of defenders, had a three-point-play a minute later, and had another dunk to put the Clippers up 77-60 with 2:59 to go in the quarter. "He's a hard-hat guy," Lakers coach Phil Jackson said of Brand. ...

Get out the hair clippers, jerk
Mullet guy on the LIRR. I totally forgot to mention that on Sunday I went out to Long Island to visit my cousin and pick up the girlscout cookies. On the train, I sat behind this bleached out hair thinking it was a woman for about an ...

Note To DA WORLDDD!!
I love Joseph Latham. HAHAHHA!

ESPN Hardcourt Pick'Em: Week 22
Mar 28, LA Clippers over San Antonio -- LA Clippers loses 87-98, incorrect pick. Mar 29, New Jersey over Memphis -- New Jersey wins 86-74, correct pick. Mar 30, Phoenix over Indiana -- Phoenix wins 114-104, correct pick. ...

Charting 2005-06 Team Performance
Atlanta, Boston, Charlotte, Chicago, Cleveland, Dallas, Denver, Detroit, Golden State, Houston, Indiana, LA Clippers, LA Lakers, Memphis, Miami, Milwaukee, Minnesota, New Jersey, NO/OKC, New York, Orlando, Philadelphia, Phoenix ...

Friday Picks...Last day of season 3.
Utah at LA Clippers Clippers won. UW: Clippers Dong: Utah SK: Clippers FD: Clippers Minnesota at Denver Nuggets win. UW: Denver Dong: Minnesota SK: Denver FD: Denver Washington at Houston H-town wins. UW: Houston Dong: Washington ...

ESPN Hardcourt Pick'Em: Week 21
Mar 20, LA Clippers over Houston -- LA Clippers wins 99-91, correct pick. ... Mar 21, LA Clippers over New Orleans -- LA Clippers loses 108-120, incorrect pick. ... Mar 23, LA Clippers over Memphis -- LA Clippers loses 85-96, ...

LOVING the Laube SPEED FEED
The greatest advantage I experience is a feeling of good control over the clippers and what is coming off. I can sculpt with the Speed Feed, lifting it off where I need to leave a little more hair. There's not much of a risk of ...

the list at the end of the universe
... things we can probably get at the supermarket: diapers, wipes, ointment, baby wash, nail clippers, thermometers, basic medicines, pacifiers, other nursing paraphernalia; Journal for keeping track of who's been fed/changed when ...

Thursday, February 23, 2006

Midway through the 1991-92 season, the Clippers made yet another coaching change, but this one worked out in their favor. Larry Brown, who was fired by the Spurs weeks before, was hired as the team's head coach in late January 1992. He replaced head coach Mike Schuler, who at the point of his dismissal, posted a 22-25 record. Brown finished the season with a 23-12 mark, and the overall record for Los Angeles was 45-37. The Clippers were eliminated in the first round of the play-offs by the Utah Jazz, 3 games to 2. Due to the late April 1992 Los Angeles riots, game 4 of their series was moved to the Anaheim Convention Center, and the Clippers won that game. The Clippers returned to the play-offs again in the 1992-93 season (with a 41-41 regular season record), and again lost in five games in the first round, this time to the Houston Rockets.